look at ur tummy. pat it gently. it is so cute.
look at ur thighs and your butt. wiggle them. they are so cute.
look at all of your body parts. blow kisses at them and tell them they are so cute.
DO NOT SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT THEM. EVEN IF SOMETIMES YOU GET MAD AT THEM THEY ARE PART OF YOU AND THEY ARE SO CUTE AND YOU ARE SO CUTE.
girls dont want boys girls want the age of ultron trailer
The leg up at the end tho.
I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.”
i was almost like “oh man that sucks” and then her leg popped and i lost it
That leg is killing me
THE LEG KILLED ME
falling with style
i reblogged this a million times and i still dont know what it’s funnier: the leg or the coach
the fact that the coach is her father makes this funnier
falling with style omg lol
Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the Winter Soldier. He’s credited over two dozen assassinations in the last 50 years.
radiorcrist have you seen this??
I’m seeing it now. This is beautiful. And I need those glasses. Oh. My. God.
How we beat the heat in Australia. Ice cold can on a warm belly.
SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO
organic milk bags
monthly subscription to lucifer’s waterfall
I’M NOT EVEN BRITISH AND THESE GUYS WERE THE HIGH POINT OF MY CHILDHOOD
LITERALLY MY FAVORITEThis is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.
reason to not become an adult
- you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off
my mom has invited me over for dinner
my mom needs help with furniture
my mom just got a new phone and needs my help
my mom spoke to me from the grave and told me u need to stop inviting me out
saved for future reference
TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE